How toCure The Sht Out Of Salmon U Caught (At Home)
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What you’ll need
1 fat rectangle
Some Sick Salmon You Caught In Washington, Big Boys On Ice
One full head of hair
Dill Also Known As Little Green Baby Girl Hair
Like if u use 3tbl salt maybe use 1-2 tablespoon sugar not completely sure here and also not a big deal
Sugar Could Add Some Brown Sugar Too I’ll Probably Add Some Spices
Not sure like a quarter cup basically about half as much more than the sugar hope that helps
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Remove pin boils with same tweezers you use for eyebrows inherited from your mother
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Mix 1 part sug to 3 part salt and whatever spices u likey
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Bless fish with daddy’s secret powder
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Put it on some dill and bless it again
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More dill and then weigh it down with something heavy :)
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Refrigerate for ~3 days, flip it when you can, spoon the juj back on top
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Check for slipperiness
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Baptize it after 3 days curing
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Cut it thin w sharp knife and ambiguous accent
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Pat yourself on the back :)
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Thanks!
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