AUTOPLAY
Ezra’s Favorite Green Monster Muffins
12 steps
Hire a small (free) kitchen helper
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Mash one banana (a mix’ n chop helps)
2
Wait patiently for helper to very slowly crack an egg
3
Add 1/3 cup maple syrup + a cough
4
Add 2 TB melted coconut oil
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Add 3-4 oz applesauce (despite what your toddler tells you)
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2 tsp vanilla (or one tsp double strength)
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No helper, but the show must go on. Add 1 tsp chia seeds, 1 tsp baking soda, 1/2 tsp baking soda
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Add 1.5 cups of whole wheat flour
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My favorite part: TWO cups of sneaky kale
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Ezra’s favorite part: the scooping
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Bake at 350 for 14-ish minutes
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