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Cure The Sht Out Of Salmon U Caught (At Home)
10 steps
Hello!
What you’ll need
1 fat rectangle
Some Sick Salmon You Caught In Washington, Big Boys On Ice
One full head of hair
Dill Also Known As Little Green Baby Girl Hair
Like if u use 3tbl salt maybe use 1-2 tablespoon sugar not completely sure here and also not a big deal
Sugar Could Add Some Brown Sugar Too I’ll Probably Add Some Spices
Not sure like a quarter cup basically about half as much more than the sugar hope that helps
Salt Which I Had To Go All Over Fking Bushwick Just To Find Normal Kosher Salt Some Bull Shit
Remove pin boils with same tweezers you use for eyebrows inherited from your mother
1. Remove pin boils with same tweezers you use for eyebrows inherited from your mother
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Mix 1 part sug to 3 part salt and whatever spices u likey
2. Mix 1 part sug to 3 part salt and whatever spices u likey
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Bless fish with daddy’s secret powder
3. Bless fish with daddy’s secret powder
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Put it on some dill and bless it again
4. Put it on some dill and bless it again
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More dill and then weigh it down with something heavy :)
5. More dill and then weigh it down with something heavy :)
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Refrigerate for ~3 days, flip it when you can, spoon the juj back on top
6. Refrigerate for ~3 days, flip it when you can, spoon the juj back on top
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Check for slipperiness
7. Check for slipperiness
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Baptize it after 3 days curing
8. Baptize it after 3 days curing
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Cut it thin w sharp knife and ambiguous accent
9. Cut it thin w sharp knife and ambiguous accent
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Pat yourself on the back :)
10. Pat yourself on the back :)
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Thanks!